CAT. JW-015 · 2026 · Hadal Static
Exodus
StreamingThe migration executes in the maintenance window: months of testing pay off as every workload live-migrates off the bought-out hypervisor onto an open platform. The vendor rep suddenly discovers discounts; too late, mate.
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Exodus
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Exodus, we’re moving out tonight, Live-migrating everything by low blue light, You tripled on the faithful, so we drew the line, The cluster’s got a new home, and the new home’s mine.
Six months of testing on a spare old rack, Open hypervisor, no turning back, Failover drills till the runbook’s clean, Tightest migration this floor has seen.
Exodus, we’re moving out tonight, Live-migrating everything by low blue light, You tripled on the faithful, so we drew the line, The cluster’s got a new home, and the new home’s mine.
The rep keeps calling with a discount now, Funny how the pricing finds a heart somehow, Too late, mate, the ink is dry, Keep the bundle, we’ll keep our uptime high.
No hard feelings, it’s business, you said, With your hand in our pocket while you patted our head, So here’s a little business from the other side, In a maintenance window, watch the last guest ride.
Exodus, we’re moving out tonight, Live-migrating everything by low blue light, You tripled on the faithful, so we drew the line, The cluster’s got a new home, and the new home’s mine.
Exodus, we’re moving out tonight, Live-migrating everything by low blue light, You tripled on the faithful, so we drew the line, The cluster’s got a new home, and the new home’s mine.
The last host powers down tonight, And we’re not done bringing things home.